mr_booboo: (Spoon)
( May. 8th, 2007 09:03 pm)
I went to see a nutritionist last week who recoiled in horror at my eating habit. She told me for the next month, she wanted me to change my routine. Once I get used to eating regularly and not skipping breakfast and pigging out on lunch, she'll put me on a program.

So, on Sunday, I finally got myself organised and brought me some food. Eating healthy is really, really expensive. Still, I got myself sorted, measured my food portions and chucked everything in the freezer.

So far, so good. I haven't had any junk food and I've even forced myself to eat breakfast at the ungodly hour of 7.30 am.

My only problem now is that tomorrow I plan on drinking alcohol, and this Friday I plan on pigging out and getting sloshed. Hmmm. This is not going to be good.
This could *NOT* happen at a worse time.

My loan approval came through, I just paid for my plane tickets and then instead of a simple filling, I get caught with a fucking root canal and crown instead.

Me: I need a filling.
Dentist: La la la la la (drill). Root canal. Come back next week for the crown.
Me: Huh?
Dentist: That'll be $350 today and $2000 next week.
Me: WTF?!?!
Dentist: Oh, do you have health insurance? They cover some of the cost.
Me: What happened to the filling?
Dentist: Ha ha...I can give you a $100 discount. How about that?
Me: ...
Dentist: I'm sure we can work out a payment plan. You can pay me a thousand next week and the other thousand the week after.
Me: *burst in to tears*
Dentist: Look, look, we can work this out OK?

So, anyone interested in buying a kidney? A lung?


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