Me: Pride is coming up.
Attics: I'm not going.
Me: Me neither. Let's do something else. We can Sing Star!
Attics: Who else isn't going? Maybe when can have an Anti-Pride thing, like an anti-prom.
Me: *confused* As in homophobia thing?
Attics: OMG! Alterna-Pride. I mean ALTERNA-PRIDE! OMG, don't post this!
So really, I had no choice.