mr_booboo: (Stretch)
( Aug. 18th, 2005 07:53 am)
[ profile] sarren queried in my last Idol post: "what the fuck is up with the blond guy's hair?"

Andrew has a special bond with his hair. He's the "girl" in the relationship.

Girls ([ profile] special_trille, [ profile] haunted_attics, [ profile] baby_elvis, [ profile] hithluin) I need a little input with this.

However, I will try and explain as best as I can.

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James and Andrew are in love. However, last year, James and Andrew kind of broke up a little due to the hair thing (my theory).

In season 1 of Idol, Andrew had the cool sexy bad hair thing happening. Hot. He and James fell in luuurrrvvee. They did much things together. There was hand holding, playing with each other's hair, fixing each other's clothes, staring intently into each other's eyes...

Season 2: suddenly Andrew and James were sooo cool to each other. The first 6 weeks was plain icy. It was clear they had a falling out. I suspect it had a lot to do with Andrew's new hair. There was much speculation regarding their break up but it became apparent that it was due to Andrew's hair. You see, over the break, Andrew grew his hair a bit longer and started to wear it like Farrah Fawcett.

The Farrah Fawcett period was a trying time for the boys. At first, the audience and the judges teased Andrew about his hair. Each time this happened, James would get a little quiet and ignored Andrew a bit more. Andrew flirted, James did not flirt back. Andrew moved in to touch him, James moved away. This dance went on for several weeks much to our horror (Trille, Attics and myself).

But, as true love would have it, James could not resist Andrew's advances for too long and they tentitively got back together. However, the hair issue was still a bone of contentions between the two lovers. While they had resumed the flirting and eye fucking, there was still very little touching and blatant expressions of their love.

Before I countinue, you need to be aware of a few things:

1. Andrew loves his hair.
2. Andrew has bad taste (on many things)
3. Andrew thinks his hair is cool
4. Andrew has really bad taste

As much as James loved Andrew, he knew the FF look had to go. In fact, he had a whole campaign to rid the stupid hair. He began teasing Andrew about it. Started making fun of his hair. During the 70's disco show, they had a shot of Andrew and his big girly hair all boofed out and ridiculous. Finally, he dug up all of Andrew's past hair cuts and showed it on national TV and taunted the poor boy.

The next week, Andrew returned with a new hair cut. Sure, it was still bad, but it was a compromise. It was a variation of what you see now. And James was suddenly very happy. There was the touching of hair, the awed look (it was obvious Andrew had the cut just before the show and didn't let James see him until then), the swaying together, the much missed touching.

In one episode, James actually petted Andrew's chest, running his fingers over it. In another episode, they sang to each other. James sang I don't know much but I know I love you and then they both started singing it together, staring into each other's eyes, moving towards each other and just about to touch... and then they stopped, realising that it was unprofessional to start the foreplay in the middle of the show.

Much more lovage occurred during the shows to follow, but there's just too many to write down.

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So you see [ profile] sarren, that stupid hair the blonde guy is wearing is a testement to their great love. There's a history behind it.

Or it's quite possible that I am insane and am reading way to much into the whole thing.
mr_booboo: (Stretch)
( Aug. 17th, 2005 06:21 pm)
As I was responding to Hithluin about my Idol watching, it occurred to me that I should share with you all Andrew G's love for his Jim-Jim. These quotes are taken directly from Andrew's Glog, so it's out there for everyone to see.

"Jim bought me the documentary about their [the Flaming Lips] career..."

"Jim split his lip, but he's ok. Jim's my hero."

"Jim's ace and I love working with him. He makes my day easier. He smells good. He makes me laugh so hard that I need to wee."

"Jim and I spent the night in the back media room."

"James Mathison is a dead set legend. When the chips are down, He's there. When it's 4am and you're getting up to chat with hopeful idols on a freezing Hobart morning, it's ok because Jim's going to be there. When it's late amd you're trying to apass the time by abusing your liver in the hotel bar, Jim's the smart lad upstairs with a glass of Merlot, and a warm bath of epsom salts playing it cool. When you're sick and tired of telling waiters the if there's egg in it it's not vegan, Jim's there to calm the waters and organise a nice risotto for you. Jim is the best."

Now, these are just the quotes. Action speaks louder than words and last year, there was a LOT of action. There was hand holding, swaying together, dancing together, serenading each other!!!

Ahhh... my RPS OTP.

:::le sigh:::
mr_booboo: (Cummings)
( Sep. 26th, 2004 03:02 pm)
My Trip to Fremantle.

By Jasmin.

It's been quite a while since I've updated, but I thought this was a worthwhile event.

Went to Kulcher last night to watch Capoeira. Started a little slow with about 45 minutes of "teaching us a dance" - less teaching and more crap dancing. At some point, Trille, Attics and I got a little bored. What could three little girls do in a dark, dark room? Why, we whipped out our pens and pads and started writing crap drabble Idol fics!

Ficlet 1: 54th Day - A Round Robin by Boo, Trille and Attics - In seating order )

Ficlet 2: Tension By Trille, featuring Boo )

And now for the naked men bit. Hehehehe nekid men bits hehehe

After 45 minutes of waiting, we get started. The first dance was some fishing dance. It was OK. Not great. Was very enjoyable after we started making fun of it.

Trille: The guy on the stage. The tall one. He's got some package there. His groin is moving to the music.
Me: Hehehehe...
Trille: The guy on the stage. The tall one. He's got some package there. His groin is moving to the music.
Attics: Oh god! I can't stop looking at his groin!
Me: Hehehehehe...bouncy groin...

Me: The prop guy looks all lonely. Guess he wasn't good enough to participate. The other boys won't let him play.
Attics: He's kinda hot.
Me: Yeah. That's what I just said. Don't you listen to anything I say?

Watching many people on stage dancing and weilding sticks.
Trille: I predict there's going to be an accident at some point tonight.
Dancing guy knocks another dancing guy on head with his oar - don't ask.
Me: (laughing loudly and clapping) HAHAHAHA!
Guy: *evil glare in my direction*
Trille and Attics: LOL!

After that performance, there was a 20 minute interval where we continued to write our little drabbles.

Ficlet 3: Hair by Boo )

And now, my personal favourite (not that Trille's fic wasn't fantastic), but Attics is metaphor/analogy queen in this fic.

Ficlet 4: You Make My Heart Go Giddyup by Attics )

Next came the dance I call "Le Tigre" - semi naked men and women in faux tiger fur prancing around with sticks and big knives. It was fabulous! Way, way, way good. However, that was just the pretties before the real show, which of course was the capoeira (fight/dance) exhibit. It was amazing.

And then the little kids started and my god, they were so bloody good! I know Cricket says that little 7-10 year olds have very little attention span and is therefore difficult to teach them because they have no real discipline etc... but these kids were amazing. And this is one very dangerous sport. One kid was clearly better than the others. He was about 10(?) and could do all these acrobatics/gymnastics... excellent show.

Then, back to the big boys and girls to show of their thang.

By the end of the show, the gay compere that Trille sexed long time introduced the rest of the dancers. When he got to Attics' boyfriend, we discovered that he was from Malaysia. Do be sure to invite us to the wedding, chica. He then continued to tell us that the main event wasn't actually tonight, all this was preliminaries to the big grading on Sunday outside the Alexander Library.

At this point, I get all excited and cheer wildly. Ooops. Well, I was going to the Pride Fair and would have been in the area to perve watch the grading. Everyone hushed and started staring in our direction. Me, quickly turning towards Trille, pretending it was her who made the outburst. Attics was too busy laughing. Trille looked like a deer caught in the spotlight, slowly points her finger in my direction. Ha! Like anyone would be her now!

Trille's Boyfriend: Well, I guess some of you are more excited about that than others.
Room: (Laughing madly)

And then it was all over. We went for icecream and sang "Total Eclipse of the Heart" really loudly and really badly four times.

The End.


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