So I've decided that I really like cruising.
Why? Because I'm inherently lazy and enjoy 5 star service. I enjoy lazing about, reading, eating, going to shows, karaoke and 24 hour servitude from those around me. I can get all of this on a cruise. And I'm thinking I'd like to go on another one soon. Maybe in 2010 or something.
Is anyone else interested? I'm looking at fly-cruises, but also looking at cruised that either start or end in Fremantle. I told you I was lazy!
Meanwhile, housemate hunting is not going great. People LIE! Obvious lies!
Why? Because I'm inherently lazy and enjoy 5 star service. I enjoy lazing about, reading, eating, going to shows, karaoke and 24 hour servitude from those around me. I can get all of this on a cruise. And I'm thinking I'd like to go on another one soon. Maybe in 2010 or something.
Is anyone else interested? I'm looking at fly-cruises, but also looking at cruised that either start or end in Fremantle. I told you I was lazy!
Meanwhile, housemate hunting is not going great. People LIE! Obvious lies!
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Lies Potential Housemates Tell Me
PHM: I don't smoke.
Me: But you smell of cigarettes.
PHM: It's from the pub. The smell has caught on my clothes.
Me: But your breath stinks of cigarettes.
PHM: Well, I do smoke, but only outside.
Me: I really am looking for a non-smoker.
PHM: I'm giving up smoking soon.
ME: Um, no.
Or
Me: The rent is $x/wk. I need a reliable person who can pay their rent on time.
PHM: I can totally pay you the ridiculous amount of money you've requested even though I don't currently have a job.
Me: OK, but how currently haven't you had a job?
PHM: Only 2 months, but don't worry, I'll get a job eventually.
Me: Um, no.
Those kinds of lies.
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Had any more interesting candidates?
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Meanwhile, want to come over for dinner on Wednesday? We celebrate your promotion?
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