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[mr_booboo]

Your secret lover is Snape.



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Ha ha ha ha! And I didn't even have to cheat! Yes!

So, anyway, I come home from work - for once, I was a good girl and actually did some work - and lo and behold my lovely, lovely internet was waiting for me. Oh joy of joys! Unfortunately, still no email. Am currently arguing with the new server regarding my email address.

Anyway, not much news. So, anecdote:

Am at the moment walking funny. Sure, I normally walk funny anyway, but this time, it's funny and limpy. Yesterday, during lunch, I went to the bank and spent too long there. So frantically was I, that as I was rushing back to the office before I got busted, I forgot that I was inately clumsy. Yes, I could have used the cross walk, but I chose to play frogger and nearly get myself killed instead. Am running across the street, dodging cars when I trip over and twisted my ankle. Ouchie, but not too bad, though was thoroughly told off by person who nearly ran me over.

Never mind.

Come home from work, am feeling miserable. Ankle hurting a bit so decided to rub ointment on it. Had a nap, felt better. Oh, it's 10 pm. Am hungry. Let's go downstairs and see if there's anything I can eat. La la la la la...innocently walking down stairs when suddenly The Boo leaps out from *NOWHERE* and attacks me.

I freak, scream, and topple down the stairs. Now my knee and ankle is all hurty and I'm all limpy.

So, I go to work today and the boss see me walking all funny and asked me what happened. I explained the situation and she laughs. Now when she walks pass me, she snickers. Highly unprofessional, me thinks.

Another story. Apparently, I have a doppleganger. I'm sure I've wenched about it before. Now, I have met my doppleganger, and our similarities seem superficial. This is what we have in common:

1. We're Asian.
2. We're similar sizes (although she is normal height and I'm a damn midget)

That's about it.

We don't dress alike. She's neat, and well groomed. I put on whatever doesn't smell to badly.

She has black hair (now dyed vibrant red), which is always beautifully blow dried or done up. My hair, if I bother to brush it flicks in whatever direction it feels like that day, and is worn out dyed red-brown.

She wears makeup. I'm too lazy.

She's nice and polite and well liked. Enough said.

Luckily for me, *I* have the normal name. She's called Mitzy.

Now, pretty much most people know my name since I am apparently a source of amusement for them, except for one guy. I walk to reception to post some mail when I hear "Mini-Mitzy!" Naturally, I continue on walking pass. He runs up to me and again: "Hey Mini-Mitzy! Can you bring this file to __insert name__."
Not very happy.

So I go and complain to my friend, who laughs and says, "Yeah, that's what we all call you behind your back." Great. Off I go and do my little survey. Hey, do you have a nickname for me? Yes, Mini-Mitzy.

Great, fan-bloody-tastic!

Slightly pissed off, but, as I am slightly flighty, forget the incident for a while until I hear:

P1: This audit is completely wrong. It's way off.
P2: Who did it?
P1: Blame it on Mini-Mitzy over there.
Me: What? Was it checked? If it was checked and signed, then it's right.
P1: Nope, not signed.
Me: Then, it's awaiting checking. It's not completed. Let me see that, what name?
P1: __insert name__
Me: What? I don't remember auditing that person. Give me a look.

Person 1 hands me the file and the auditor is Mitzy.

Me: *glare evilly at P1*

Me: We are NOT interchangeable! Bastards!

P1 and P2 fall over laughing

Yeah, anyway. At least, humiliated and limpy, I come home to my darling internet.

:::sigh:::

Signing off.

Oh, wait! Am seeing Angriest Videostore Clerk 2 tomorrow night. It bloody well better be tomorrow night! Not after the booking debacle. And then special_trille's Fellowship Spectacular, again hosted by cricketk.

Signing of for real this time.

Comments

[haunted-attics.livejournal.com]

Hey there babe.

Y'know what song's running in my head right now?

"Guess who's back, back again, Shady's back, Tell a friend..."

So, I guess you're now ready to continue your corruption of the innocents.

;)

[ascetic-hedony.livejournal.com]

First off - welcome back.
*laughs histerically*
I guess I missed the adventures of Mr Booboo. There obviously isn't enough of people being injured in amusing ways. Though the car missed.

And as for Mini-Mitzi
Maybe you're just the evil twin.