My cat peed on me.

No, you did not misread. My cat peed on me.

Bloody cat.

Dad finally bought the cat home after 18 months and let him into the house. And this morning he was meowing and wanted to go out but I ignored him and continued to sleep so he peed on me. Aarrrggghhh!

I've spent the last 2 hours washing myself and my sheets. The little bastard is now outside having a nap. Typical!